IF GOD WAS If god was a woman With long blond hair Would you kneel at her altar And offer her prayer Could she be your addiction Could she make you sin If god was a woman And you were her man If god was a woman Would you be impressed If she showed up in high heels And a pretty red dress Would you make a donation Or would you draw the line Would you yield to temptation Or savor her wine If god was a woman She'd come like an angel Or a devil in disguise When she left in the morning Would you lose your religion Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye If god was a woman If god was a woman Tell me who could we blame Would she make Jesus righteous Or completely insane If god was a woman Would she kiss and tell Would we wind up in heaven Or would we all burn in hell If god was a woman She'd come like an angel Or a devil in disguise, oh yeah And if she left in the morning Would you lose your religion Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye If god was a woman And you were her man, yeah If god was a woman Would she come like an angel Or a devil in disguise, oh yeah When she left in the morning Would you lose your religion Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye If god was a woman If god was a woman If god was a woman If god was a woman We'd all burn in hell If god was a Woman, woman, woman, woman If god was a woman Tell me who would we blame If god was a woman If god was a woman She'd drive us insane, yeah
